Original Light Novel

REBORN WITH
ZERO DIGNITY

A useless goddess. A tennis racket. And absolute, inevitable chaos.

Episode 01
The Goddess Who Pushed Me Off The Bridge
Yono dies. A goddess explains herself, poorly.
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Episode 02
Rocket Tennis and a City on Fire
The racket works. The city disagrees.
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Episode 03
When the Warden Knocks
A Shade Warden, a battlefield kiss, and something lost.
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Episode 04
The Price of Warm Things
Healing hands, a dissolving wall, and a debt older than kingdoms.
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Episode 05
The Registrar's Terms
The Veil Quarter does not welcome visitors.
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Main Cast

Volume 01 · Complete Roster

Yono Kazeshima
Protagonist · Age 19

Died by bridge railing after a goddess interfered. Now reborn in a world that runs on broken promises and shadow debt. Quiet, observant, alarmingly competent under pressure. Has learned to stop being surprised by things.

Time Control Regeneration Rocket Racket
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Violet Arden
Goddess of Flowers · Age 19

Responsible for Yono's death. Unapologetic about it. Goddess of the flower cycle — growth, death, rebirth. Has been watching his thread for three lifetimes and is choosing not to explain why. Hides everything behind a devastating smile.

Rune Magic Divine Authority Flower Domain
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The Shade
Stalker · Age Unknown

A debt given a body. Not a creature — a consequence. It speaks in the voice of accumulated promises that were never paid. It has Yono's name from before this life, and it will not stop collecting.

Shadow Walk Name Reading
Serah Nightbloom
Warrior · Age 21

Twin sabers. Cocky grin. Absolutely no tolerance for hesitation. Trains before breakfast and again after dinner and considers rest an act of negotiation. Competitive about everything, including things that aren't competitions. Has a scar across her left hip she got at seventeen and does not think about.

Twin Sabers Combat Instinct
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Mirika Solenne
Court Mage · Age 24

Former Covenant mage. Witnessed the oath that created The Shade when she was sixteen. Has been trying to undo it since. Elegant in a way that is always faintly threatening. Wears high-slit robes as a deliberate choice and is aware of exactly what that does to a room. Carries a guilt she keeps very neatly organized.

Force Channeling Amber Ring Oath Lore
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Elder Meryn
Healer · Age 31

Runs the safehouse. Has survived three wars and decided that if the world insists on being ugly, the inside of her home will not participate. Heals everything from sword wounds to grief with the same efficient precision. Does not tolerate fuss. Tall, with the quiet authority of someone who has outlasted kingdoms.

Healing Aura Channel Wraps
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Kael Thornhart
Elite Knight · Age 22

Silver armor. Serious demeanor. Speaks maybe forty words a day and makes all of them count. Has quietly decided to protect this group without announcing that decision. Sleeps in his armor. Nobody asks.

Longbow Silver Armor
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Lyra Voss
Veil Quarter Guide · Age 23

Information broker. Born inside the Veil Quarter and technically the only living person who knows its full layout. Silver hair cut sharp at the jaw, sharp green eyes that see things that aren't being said. Wears minimal leather gear for maximum mobility — her words. Introduced when the party needs a guide. Immediately a problem.

Veil Navigation Thread Reading New · Ep 04
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Liri
Survivor · Age 10

Young girl saved in the forest during Episode 1. Watches everything with serious, patient eyes. Has a gift for making contracts with adults feel binding.

Survivor
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Rin & Rina
Item Shop Twins · Age 12

Short, energetic, white-haired twins with a shared operational system. Keep detailed notes on everything including events they were told not to attend. Energetic and extremely curious.

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